What I Learned From This Book:
It is seldom a good idea to squirrel oneself away for the winter in a remote mountaintop hotel that happens to be possessed by ancient, vengeful spirits.
It is rarely a good idea to read such books in the dead of night whilst living by oneself.
And it is never,
ever a good idea to peek behind the bathtub curtain in the middle of the night. If there's a dead body there, it can bloody well wait til morning.